SKIRMISHER

Wouldn’t it be nice if they sold this shit so we can let it run around the lawn? Will make kids very happy.

Just one of the things you’ll find at the Fluid Power International trade fair.

Name Your Wang. Really, name your wang.

{Mad: What happens when you replace “wand” with “wang” in Harry Potter?”}

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Below, just some of the 1,800 people who took off their clothes for Spencer Tunick’s latest pubis-and-testicles extravaganza at a stadium in Austria.

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{Mad: All Spencer Tunick’s nudes}

A Fort Worth man trying to scratch an itch on his back used a revolver and accidentally shot himself.

Jorge Espinal, 44, was drinking beer and playing poker around 3 a.m. Sunday in his home in the 3500 block of Montague Street, when he got up from the table and walked into another room, said Fort Worth police Lt. Kenneth Dean.

“He told officers he had an itch on his back and grabbed the first thing he could get a hold of, which was a revolver,” Lt. Dean said. “The gun went off.”

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{Mad: Which part of “Male victim found gagged, bound with pantyhose” confuses you?}

Chilli, a Friesian bullock, stands at 6 feet 7 inches. His favorite color is green and he hates basketball. His hobby is pick daisies and write his innermost thoughts in a diary. His goal in life is to hump an elephant.

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{Intriguing: Gallery of monstrosities}

Untitled (”Laugh Now …”), Estimate: $120,000 - 180,000, 1998, spraypaint stenciled on acrylic on board. Just one of the three Banksy works to go on the auction block in New York.

{Intriguing: All Banksy}

{Better than Banksy: Kristian von Hornsleth, who’s willing to give you a goat in exchange for your soul}

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{Mad: The Indian dentists from hell}